BUG JOKES

Q. Where do bees go when they're sick?
A. To the waspital!

Q. Why did the bug get arrested?
A. Because he was bugging people

Q. What does the spider do on the Internet?
A. Makes World Wide Webs

Q. Why is the fly afraid of the keyboard?
A. Because of the World Wide Web

Q. There are five flies in a kitchen. Which one is the cowboy?
A. The one on the "range"

Q. Why did the Beetles stop playing music?
A. Because they got exterminated!

Q. What is smaller that a mosquito's tennis shoe?
A. His foot

Q. What bug is the best ball player?
A. The spider. It is good at catching flies

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