BUG JOKES

Q. What happens when you mix 2 bees and a water gun?
A. You get a bee bee gun

Q. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A. A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito

Q. What is the biggest ant in the world ?
A. A Gi-ant

Q.What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website

Customer.What is this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The backstroke

Q.Why did the man have butterflies in his stomach?
A. Because he had swallowed some caterpillars

Q. On what day do spiders eat the most?
A. Flyday!