BUG JOKES

Customer: Waiter ! Waiter ! Theres a fly in my soup !!
Waiter: Don't worry Sir, the spider in your salad will get it !!

Two ants were running as fast as they could around the top of a cracker box. Finally one stopped, completely out of breath. "Wait a minute, he said to the other. Why are we going so fast?" " Can't you read?" said the other. "The box says to tear along the dotted line!"

Q. What kind of bug goes to church?
A. A praying mantis

Q. Where do you buy things like slime and snails?
A. At a GROSSery store

Customer: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Looks like the back-stroke.

Q. What's a bee's favorite t.v. show?
A.  Days of our Hives.

Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A.  Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. Where do moths go to dance?
A. The moth ball!