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A Rajastani, who had spent
his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd
never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing
in the middle of the rail tracks one day, he hears this whistle
-- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is. Predictably,
he's hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks. It was only
a glancing blow, so he was fortunate to receive some minor internal
injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises. After weeks
in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending
a party one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears
the teakettle whistling. He grabs a iron rod from the nearby
shelf and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an
unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus,
rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert
man, "Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?" The desert man replies,
"Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."
It was a boring Sunday afternoon
in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants
to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants
beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained posession.
The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants'
goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him.
The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly.
The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're
doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"
The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I
was just trying to trip him up."
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