Q: What's
grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.
Q: What is grey and not there.
A: No elephants.
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why do elephants wear small green hats?
A: So they can sneak across snooker tables unobserved.
Q: How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
A: He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
