Q. What do you call two elephants on a bicycle ?
A. Optimistic !

Q. What do you get if you take an elephant into the city ?
A. Free Parking.

Q: Why do elephants wear sandles?
A: So that they don't sink in the sand.

Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A: 1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir.

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