FOOD JOKES
Q.
What's long, orange, and
wears diapers?
A. A
baby carrot!
Q.
Why do seagulls fly over
the sea?
A. Because
if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
Q.
What is green, has bumps,
and flies?
A. SUPERPICKLE!
Q.
How can you make a pumpkin into another vegetable?
A. Throw it up into the air, and it will come down squash
Q.
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A.
Iceberg lettuce
Q.
What does a cook do when he is angry?
A.
He whips the cream and beats the butter
Q.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
A.
I'd better not tell you 'cause you might spread
it around.
Q.
What did the hamburgers name their daughter?
A.
PATTY!
Q.
How do bananas greet each
other?
A. They do the banana shake!
Q.
Why did the boy eat his
homework?
A. Because the teacher
said it was a piece of cake.
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