FOOD JOKES

Q. Why did the mermaid get kicked out of the chorus?
A. Because she couldn't keep a tuna!

Q. What will happen if you put jelly in the toaster?
A. It'll jam.

One night a boy was squirted in the eye when he took a bite of his corn.
He said, "Hey Dad! This corn just squirted me in the eye!"
His dad said, "Well, quit biting it in the ear!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a lion with a grape?
A. A grape that nobody picks on.

Q. What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
A. You run ahead and I'll ketchup

Q. What did one strawberry said to the other?
A. If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam

Katie: Did you hear about the race between the orange and the tomato?
Lucy: No.
Katie: The orange was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup!

Q. What did the banana sitting in the sun say to the other banana sitting in the sun?
A. I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel

Q. Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly