FOOD JOKES

Q. Why is a chef mean?
A. Because he beats the eggs, mashes the potatoes and whips the cream

Q. What place would vegetarians never go?
A. To meatings (meetings)

Q. What kind of candy-bar do you get from outer space?
A. A Milky-Way

Q. What does corn say when it's picked?
A. Ouch! My ears!

Q. Why did the frog go to McDonalds?
A. Because he wanted french flies and a diet croak!

Q. What do you call two banana peels?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What did the sick banana say to it's mother?
A. I don't peel good.

What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (not your cheese)

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A.  Because he felt crumby.