FOOD JOKES

Q. What is a tree's favorite drink?
A. Root beer.

Q. What can a whole apple do that a half an apple can't?
A. It can look round

Q. What did the baby corn say to it's mum ?
A. Where's pop corn ?

Teacher : If you had 16 jelly beans, and Clyde asked you for 10, how many would you have left ?
Sara : Sixteen !!

Q. Why did the jelly wobble ?
A. Because it saw the milk shake .

Q. What's white and round and laughs alot?
A. A tickled onion.

Q. When was the cook mean?
A. When he beat the eggs.

Q. Why did the cucumber blush?
A. It saw the salad dressing.

Q. What do people always cry over?
A. Onions