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Cong to uf "chhodo kal ki baatein, kal ki baat puraani...likhenge hum milkar nayi kahani"

Bjp to Tdp "saathi haath badhaana...ek akela thak jayega, milkar bojh uthaana..."

Tdp 2 All "mai chaahe yeh karu mai chaahe woh karu...meri marzi"

Bidders to all independents "akele hai to kya gum hai? chaahe to hamaare bus mein kya nahi? Bas ek zara, saath ho tera...chaudah...pandrah...solah..."

Independents to all bidders "na beewi na bachcha, na baap bada na bhaiya, the whole thing is that ki bhaiya sab se bada rupaiya"

Congress to anyone who cares to hear "o jaane waale ho sake to laut ke aana"

Uf to chacha "tum to dhokhebaaz ho, waada kar ke bhool jaate ho"

Chacha to Mamata "tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahi, tum kisi aur ko chahogi to mushkil hogi"

Congress to jayalalitha "hamaare siwaa tumhaare aur kitne diwaane hai?"

Mayawati to KanshiRam "Yeh Kahaan Aa Gaye Hum...Yunhi Saath Chalte Chalte"

Vajpayee to K.R.Narayan "Jeet jaayenge hum...Jeet Jaayenge Hum Tu Agar Sang Hai"

K.R.Narayan to Congress "Sochenge , Tumhe Pyar Karein ke nahin..."

 

   

 


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