Q. What has 4 eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi

Q. Why did the old man put an old shoe in his ear?
A. He likes to listen to sole music.

Q. How can you tell that a train just went by?
A. It left its tracks.

Q. Why did the golf player bring two pairs of pants to the game?
A. In case he got a whole in one.

Q. Which is the smallest room in the world?
A. A mushroom

Q. What kind of clothes do houses wear?
A. Address (a dress)

Q. Why did Kenny take a ladder to school?
A. He wanted to go to high school!

Q. What baseball players become dentists?
A. The New York Yankers.

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