Kid jokes

Q. Why did Cinderella stink at baseball?
A. Two reasons: She ran away from the ball and she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes the barrel lighter?
A. Holes.

Q. What do you get from a nervous cow?
A. Milkshakes

Q. What has eyes that can not see, a tongue that can not taste, and a soul that can not die?
A. A shoe.

Q. When is the best time to go to the dentist?
A. Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

Q. Where did the butcher dance?
A. At a meatball!

Q. If Williams wife went to Williamstown while William washed Wally's work clothes, how many W's are there in all?
A. There are no W's in all.

Q. What did Tennessee?
A. The same thing Arkansas

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