Kid jokes

Q. What did Delaware?
A. Her New Jersey.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell a joke while you're ice skating?
A. Because the ice might crack up.

Q. What do you give a lemon when its hurt?
A. Lemonade.

Q. What starts with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A. A tea pot

Q. What is green and has 8 wheels?
A. Grass.  I lied about the wheels

Q. What did the rug say to the floor?
A. Don't move, I've got you covered

Q. What has 8 letters but no letters in it?
A. An envelope

Q. What table can you drink?
A. A coffee table

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