Kid jokes

Q. What has holes and holds water?
A. A sponge

Q. What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A. Stinkerbell

Q. A fireman had two sons.  What did he name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb

Q. Why did the kid stick a hose in his freinds ear?
A. Because he wanted to brain wash him

Q. What do you call a traffic tie-up by the shore?
A. A clam jam!

Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A. No thanks, I'm stuffed!

Q. Which is the longest rope?
A. Europe!

Q. Why did the first hand cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to go to the second hand shop!

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