1. Saddam Hussain approached God and asked him, "When will peace return to my country?" God answered, "You can never see peace in your country during your lifetime." Saddam wept bitterly and walked away.
Nawaz Sharif approached God and asked,"When can I see a united Pakistan with Kashmir?" God said,"You can never annex Kashmir during your life time." Sharif wept and walked away.
Laloo Prasad approached God and asked, "When will Bihar become a civilised state?" God wept bitterly and said,"I can never see that happening during my life time."

2. Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were travelling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting,"This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said,"Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped. Laloo Yadav said,"I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane. The old saint said to the school boy,"There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump." The school boy said,"Don't worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag!"

3. Laloo Hamara Neta: What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister:
(i) National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...
(ii) National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta
(iii) National Drink : Fresh Buffalo Milk
(iv) National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar
(v) National Sport : Milking Buffalo (morning) Buffalo Race (evening)
(vi) Corporate Language : Enlish-va
(vii) National Toy : A. K. 58
(viii) National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare Dozen
(ix) National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman
(x) National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart
(xi) National Recreation : Pro-creation
Laloo's Slogan:
Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo, Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo

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