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1.Santa Singh is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc. Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $ 500/ US"? Santa: "But you're too damn good". Gary: "I'll play left handed". Santa cant resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, Check Mates our Sardar in 8 Moves ....... Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov. Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (You're an absolute fool Santa) Santa: "kyon" (why)? Banta: "Abe chooteye ........ Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". (You ass hole, Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed).

2.Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)

3. A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" (Idiot! He's taking the phone and saying he's not there.)

4. Giani Zail Singh once attended the World Conference on Shakespeare, and caused a stir by announcing that he would present a paper on "Shakespeare's famous play titled 'TAKE IT THERE', No one had heard of this play, and learned scholars asked Zail Singh if there could be a mistake in the title, as they had never heard of a Shakesperean play called 'Take it there'. Giani-ji explained: "I think I know what the problem is,You probably know the play better by its original Punjabi name - 'Othe-Lo' "