1.Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. It was good way to pass time. Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards, grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and any number of games." Santa Singh, another convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so happy? What did you bring?" Santa pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said "I brought these!" The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating..."

2. Santa Singh was driving his Mercedes at a furious pace and suddenly hits the car ahead, a Maruti, and both come to a complete halt. The Maruti's driver, Banta Singh is furious. He steps out of his car and moves towards Santa. He makes a circle on the road and asks Santa to stand inside it and dares him to step out of it. He pulls out a rod and breaks the bonnet of the Mercedes. He looks back at Santa and finds him laughing cunningly. This makes him even more furious and goes about breaking all the windows of the expensive car. Again looking back he finds Santa laughing! His anger peaking, Banta smashes whatever part of the Mercedes he can lay hands on. Yet again Santa is found smiling. Frustated and tired, Banta finally asks Santa Singh, "What's the matter with you? I have completely torn apart your car and you continue to smile, what's wrong with you?" Santa replies, "Well, you didn't know... you see, everytime you turned to smash my car, I stepped out of the circle!"


3. Santa and Banta were coming up in an inlet in the motor boat when they saw another boat loaded with fish. Seeing as how their luck had been awful today, Santa asked the fisherman what his secret was. The fisherman replied, "Just go out to sea till the water is fresh. Then stop there and drop your line. You will get a huge haul of fish there!" Excited, Santa fired up the motor and headed out to sea. When they got a little way out, he told Banta to fill up a bucket and taste the water. Banta complied and said, "It's salty - not fresh!" So Santa went further out and told Banta to taste the water again after some time. Banta replied, "It's still salty!" And so they went out further. This went on for hours and every time Banta replied that the water was salty. Finally, it was starting to get dark and they were in the middle of nowhere, when Santa asked Banta to taste the water one last time. Banta replied, "But Santa, there's no more water left in the bucket!"

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